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SF Kid
01-11-2010, 09:04 AM
Hahahaha

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Bear
01-11-2010, 03:53 PM
We need to get you a new PC rule book.:eek:

McCovey
01-11-2010, 06:03 PM
Where do you find these things, Kid? :)

SF Kid
01-12-2010, 05:40 AM
Shame. Shame. Shame.

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SF Kid
01-12-2010, 05:40 AM
Shame. Shame. Shame.

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Bear
01-12-2010, 05:22 PM
Shame. Shame. Shame.

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Lets not beat a dead horse again. He did it and so did a lot of others. Unless they release the list with 100 plus names on it and put them all in the same boat I say let it go. :oops:

SF Kid
01-12-2010, 06:05 PM
Lets not beat a dead horse again. He did it and so did a lot of others. Unless they release the list with 100 plus names on it and put them all in the same boat I say let it go. :oops:But he still refuses to admit the drugs help his performance. Is he demented?

And it's not beating a dead horse. McGwire the idiot is the one who brought it up again! Complete moron.

Bear
01-12-2010, 06:40 PM
But he still refuses to admit the drugs help his performance. Is he demented?

And it's not beating a dead horse. McGwire the idiot is the one who brought it up again! Complete moron.

What was he going to do? He is going to be a coach with the Cardinals this season and if he did not address this problem he would be facing reporters in every city. Also he will now be forgiven and get into the Hall.;)

SF Kid
01-12-2010, 06:48 PM
Her made a complete ass out of himself -- still in denial that steroids helped his performance. He is clearly the dumbest person in America. He made it worse for himself not better. Dumbass x100.

Bear
01-12-2010, 06:52 PM
Her made a complete ass out of himself -- still in denial that steroids helped his performance. He is clearly the dumbest person in America. He made it worse for himself not better. Dumbass x100.

Time will tell. I say he helped himself.:)

SF Kid
01-14-2010, 06:20 AM
OMG...some funny shit right there...

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DannyCalifornia
04-14-2010, 12:15 PM
Thought I'd bump this up, I love this sort of thing.

Mantis Gets Into It With Cursor

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I don’t think that’s the mantis barking btw, though in all other respects it's behaving the same as my dog would.

This is just so incredibly cool. It's bizarre to see an insect reacting just like a mammal, we're not used to seeing bugs reacting this quickly to a stimulus. It’s sort of weirdly adorable, it's more like a kitten. I knew somebody once who had a couple stick bugs in a little terrarium, until they grew to really enormous sizes, and all they wanted to do then was climb to the top of your head. They’re good though for keeping your house clear of spiders and such

SF Kid
04-14-2010, 08:36 PM
LOL. Good one Danny! :)

DannyCalifornia
04-15-2010, 01:48 PM
Next up

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This is definately why I'm not a truck driver, and find it safer to be a pilot! I'd forget to lower my trailer on day one. I wouldn't know if the people on the pedestrian bridge survived this. You have to be particularly impressed with the cars who decide it's okay to keep driving underneath a precariously hanging bridge once the dust clears. Other than the idiot drivers trying to get past the wreck, I counted at least 15 people running directly into the wreckage to help. It's horrible seeing that the only guy that even notices the truck coming, and who probably thinks... "holy sh*t that truck is goi-".... is also the only person that tumbles to the roadway under a pile of debris. Someone I once knew did a similar thing with the satellite dish on a brand new outside broadcast TV van in SF, though the bridge won that one.

SF Kid
04-15-2010, 09:33 PM
D'oh

DannyCalifornia
04-21-2010, 02:22 PM
If a bird bit you in the nuts, would you hang around for a 2nd bite?

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I once fed a fish to a pelican at 'Frisco Bay. It tried to eat my cell phone. And I was chased around by another one once in Iraq, they can be very scary when they're angry.

SF Kid
04-21-2010, 05:50 PM
Only time I want to be close to that bird is if I have a five iron in my hands. Jeeeez.

jimm
05-04-2010, 07:31 PM
Lucha Libre fun with the Giants mascots LOL @ Seal Zilla

LINK (http://www.yourmascotsucks.com/mascots-get-all-nacho-libre-with-each-other-in-cinco-de-mayo-battle-royal#more-875)

SF Kid
05-05-2010, 09:24 AM
:rotf:

Nice one Jimm.

SF Kid
06-26-2010, 08:51 AM
Here we go again with Adolph and Apple...LOL

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