Tiger Woods Jokes

[SF Kid]

• What's the difference between a golf ball and an SUV?
Tiger can drive a golf ball 300 yards.

• Did you hear about the name change?
Tiger is now Cheetah.

The Woods' Holiday card...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SSpHQF8eqDs/Sxbet4OuKNI/AAAAAAAABnc/vRRfGAr4jmo/s320/eltigre.jpg

[SF Kid]

Why did Bill Clinton call Tiger the day after Thanksgiving?

He wanted to arrange a foursome...

[SF Kid]

Nike has dropped Tiger Woods from endorsement deals. Apparently, he was having accuracy problems. His balls were going all over.

[SF Kid]

A police officer asked Elin Woods how many times she hit Tiger.

She said, "I'm not sure. Just put me down for a 5".

:rotf:

[SF Kid]

So apparently the one lady who is now coming forward claiming of an affair by using texts and voice mails as proof is now blaming her doctor for what happened.....

She claims to have gone to see her gynecologist for itchiness and inflammation in her vagina.

The doctor told her: Spread a little Tiger Balm on it. :eek:

[SF Kid]

I'm sure Bear has some good ones to add to the thread.